Spooky Web Dev Stories Part 2

it didn't look like it. Anyways, so we got these new windows rid installed at our house and they have these window wells. And one thing that happens, unfortunately, it was window wells. Animals fall in them. And my dog jumped in the window well this morning and rid Did it. And, like, he never catches anything, so I wasn't worried about it. He jumps right in there, picks it up. This thing starts screaming. So I give him a smack. I'm like, put that

But they can kill your dog, and they can kill your 2 year old. So,

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house or into, like, the insulation, but I let them back go back into the forest.

Just looking. No. Michigan.

to try to get rid of those bad boys. Alright. Next next story here today, by the way, dev. Oops. That's very funny. That that's like a that seems like a great Twitter account, by the way, or like an Instagram account. That's a good deal.

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thing down. Oh. So I got it out. And it's just a tiny little tiny little shrew or mole or something. And somebody told me you should've killed that because rid. They can get into your

it looks like it was referred to the 2003 blackout. Were you affected by that? As you live in Michigan at the time? No? Oh, man. I don't remember anything about this. Oh, you would remember that the 2003 blackout was massive, like 10,000,000 people in southern Ontario, Rid. You need to put your database somewhere. They provide

black widow spiders out of 10. I'm running out of spooky things to think about.

people in 8 of the US states.

and not just the single table we requested. Oh,

But he says, my My code once sent 56,000 Sentra Alright. Those are our spooky stories for today.

Yeah.

Rid I don't know if I am running out of I could keep thinking out of spook. I could keep thinking. We we actually had real black widows at our house and that no. Thank you. Really? Oh, I don't even do we have black widows in Canada? That is something, you know, like, I think even hipster Ipsum is fine.

And they are very scary.

You can go to the URL there.

I was very, very adamant about getting rid of them. And so I had I had to become like a a black widow spider hunter, and I could identify their webs Just by, like, looking at it, and I would have flashlights. And and I had, like, little drop tinctures of, Sign up today and save 20,

Magneto is still around. It's it's probably very popular, isn't it?

They're they're very poisonous. Right? Yeah. It'll mess you up. It's like a neurological thing, so it gives you, like, extreme muscle cramping.

You know? So, like, that's making a hog easy. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Rid This isn't this is my web. My dog this morning oh, I got another story. Listen.

Rid I will give that 1 They're they're foam tips, and it's kind of like you ever have one of those, like, foam rocket ship style

Magneto is flexing.

Magneto is the villain from the X Men. He's the magnet guy. Oh, Magneto is like the

in that period were Gone. Oh, they shipped them. We spent the rest of the day recreating orders from email logs that we had. We later realized that it was Improper communication, but, nonetheless, it will remain in my mind as a big DevOps movement.

Oh. That's interesting. Anyways, that's not what Magneto is. It's Magento.

Fast forward a few minutes, the team member who went to the orders page rid. And saw that the last order was around 5 AM.

Alright. Next one here is One of our department's clients admitted that that the last straw for ditching their developers and switching to us was that they found out the developer named Their AI model Skynet.

that were created and shipped to see if our filters were working.

and now we are 6 rid. Hours back in time and all actions and orders

I work at a small my first thing would be like, let's just take a copy of this one just in case.

error in emails causing an email outage for an entire company.

a small startup where we run a Magneto store, and Every Friday, we do special store.

rid Friday, we would do special deals on some products. 1 Friday, one of our team member accidentally deleted all the deals from the admin panel and

Like, a powerboat.

So I I don't know, like, how much further north they they stop existing, perk progress dot delete mini with a user ID.

Of I I thought it was a vole at first, but voles are like, what I thought was a mole, but now I think it is a shrew.

of the current database.

No big deal. We have a daily backups, I I said. The CEOs proceeded to let our DevOps team rid know so they can restore the backups of all the single affected database table from early morning.

Every Rid. That's great. It's good. Next one from Dev Oops.

But we had a here here's a spooky noncode related story. We had a small infestation of black widows at our last house. They were underneath our patio furniture, and I tipped the patio furniture over and found, like, tons of them.

They're very scary.

rid GTFO offering property. Putting some CBD on the, spiders.

Magneto is still around. Oh, Magento.

He linked us to a blog post so we can obviously talk about it. David trucksall.com.

Stay spooky. Yes. Same email to the same customer. Just a big f u to that 1 user particularly, you.

At least you had that lot that that trail of

but The company I was contracting for had a web app That after years of mismanagement had evolved into a big ball of mud.

Which is,

Next one here is a couple of decades ago, Yeah. All of Michigan was down, so that probably were. I was probably, like, I was probably, like, bummed out that my band's equipment couldn't turn on or something. That's what I would have been doing at that time. Anyways, so this is related to that Blackout.

So I I'll I'll give that I'll give that, you know, five

But if you're getting anything with profanity, Yeah. We all been there. It was full of quirks that came from Alright.

Luckily, we had solid rollback procedure. So good.

it's a compression. I just brought broccoli. Yeah. It's like a it's kind of like gzip where you'd like you turn it on on your server, and it It will compress it and send it to the browser, and the browser knows how to unpack that.

So in Devon staging, we just hit it a couple times, and it looked decent. In production, And 2 blog and news sites that were very large sites with millions of views every single month. As with most Drupal sites, they all use MySQL databases.

rid. I I don't know how many times we've we've read stories on the spooky stories episodes that involved a lorem ipsum text generator that's not lorem ipsum.

and I need to change that text.

We tried enabling that can get expensive very quickly.

environment, whether it's serverless or you have, rid. Container is literally set up for exactly that. You shouldn't even be rid. Spamming what you think are fake email addresses because, a, it might be a real email address,

oh, yeah. So that's that's just kind of a scary thing. So scaling exploded. It's probably in some sort of auto scale up Jake Query UI? No, it was kind of like that, but

5 uncooked bacon swimming with salmonella or something. That's spooky.

Yeah. It's a it's a big website. It's, it's bringing in the bacon, as they say.

I revealed that I, at one time, used the Wu Tang Ipsum generator and also bit me in the ass, but, like, come on. Yeah. You gotta and there is a string, Yeah. I was just, you know, Yeah. Puffing some smoke under there trying to get them Get them up and uploaded. Yeah. They're woah. Where we at, man?

do load testing.

Five bacon with scary googly eyes on it. Is that a thing?

Rid. This is this is great. We just had one of these on the last spooky stories episode, And so the user

That could have been much, much worse. $300,000,000 Gotta use it. Laura moved in or something nice. Yeah. Just don't do it. Next one do it. Just a short one. I once blew up $300,000,000

so Just keep in mind, that's the full word there. Yeah. Sure sure enough, I rid. I see an email from a website form with [email protected]

For dynamic content, and I assumed it was Just like Jeezet performance, set, and forget.

website because I forgot to adequately

rid. Response times went from 300 milliseconds to 10 seconds

Yeah. That is definitely soul leaving your body territory.

Then if Mongoose got that user ID was undefined, it would convert it to empty brackets. As in instead of Running nothing, the re query would return We'll we'll call this nervous Twitch. I was Twitch streaming, and,

Rid. The end result is that every time a user deleted their account, they would purge

in your code, That's a great URL, by the way, Alt 0. What a great URL. You can sign up today SvelteKit things. So new features in SvelteKit with form actions. This video is is very live in case you wanna go check out this video. Well, I was streaming, and I I was, I was just I was scrolling through my app. I'm I'm doing this. I'm doing that. And then all of a sudden, I I close a file, and, syntax.

Okay. I even looked at the code every time we got one of these reports and thought, well, that can't be it. Even if the user ID is Undefined, then it should be fine since no records

are sorry. The achievements website. What does that mean? You know? Yeah.

So if you want to head on over, you can use the link in the show notes, Or you can use this awesome short link, which is a0.t0forward/ part 2.

Rid. Even though the records were being completely default behavior was to simply delete keys

But this was the only place in the entire Hoodbase were achievement records were being deleted.

Gotcha.

You can get a customizable login page,

achievement progress.

It stinks. It's hard. I mean, mine doesn't stink, but it's hard to do, and then you have to maintain it. So it's much better to let the pros handle this kind of stuff because it lets you do it Effortlessly, To all kinds of hosting services from Linode at great prices. Also, LogRocket, which is gives you scribble video replay

the fix preventing future deletions was easy, but, alas, The data was gone forever. I had plenty of data snapshots. But since the data was being purged over and over again, So with Auth0, you get to do all sorts of great things like easily log in with your favorite social provider, Twitter, Google, Discord, etcetera.

everything.

The only saving grace is that most Achievements are stored in game save data, imports in Golang are done with URLs in the Git repo, Head on over to syntax.fm What? DevOps. No? That is that is the process. That's the standard process. In fact, I I remember, like, having remember back in, you know, PHP days, you have your WordPress site that's on local host or your Drupal site, and you have to do, like, a push up to that. You you make a copy of the database and push up. Rid. Like, literally step 1 of our checklist is make a copy

Rid Your bad days Yes. Provide hilarious laughs for the rest of us.

so those can auto recover.

database to look at the collection stirring With the failing ones containing an error object. Yep. That's literally GraphQL. That's how. Yeah. That's how GraphQL works. Now this company had gotten started years ago with a framework that was almost deprecated when they had started using it, ext.

If you decide to stare the the story, you have permission to say it was sent by Adam.

That's it. That's exactly how well I feel. I could just imagine the cold sweat coming about just like that that sheer terror feeling. Yeah. Oh. Oh. No. Thanks.

Next one we have here says, I was the main developer in charge of running a Drupal sites for a media nonprofit This little thing about animal stories is you tell 1 Tell 1 animal story. Say, oh, you had a raccoon once. Everybody's got a story. So I found a continues to create content for us.

One way to prevent soul leaving your body issues is rid. To use a serve service for your authentication because let's face it, authentication Delete many everything. Yes.

rid. Were deleted, but the achievements would regenerate themselves, thankfully.

you very well may prevent yourself some of those rid. Spooky moments rid. Emails. Because that I was thinking, like, how could you possibly recover that? You're looking for, you know, the merchant payments. You're you're looking for those types of things. But But, like, what if if you If you roll back a database, Cam, now you're you're pooched. I'm, I'm gonna link to that extension in the show notes because that's a that's a pro tip right there. I don't know how I've never heard of this, And that's that's the kind of mistake you only, you only make once because I I had my butt saved by my own best practices. But at the end of rid the day, like yeah. I could have just as easily, rid The boss had one day seen a lot of errors in the network tab, and because he didn't like Seeing that much red, he demanded that all of the network requests return at 200.

enough data worth trying to recover.

auth is hard. We don't want to we don't wanna have to end up,

Woah. That's a that is the big saving grace here. Can you imagine?

instance even though rid. Drush

single Wes doesn't do anything wrong, I suppose, so he doesn't have any spooky stories. I prob I probably have a couple I could think about. Yeah. Yeah. Here's a Spooky story from a couple weeks ago.

I looked at the code and saw what I expected to see, Probably should have done that way before this.

you know, writing something that breaks our entire authentication and authorization system. So why not let the pros handle it?

But deleting meaning, yeah, that's that's

And multifactor authentication.

Yeah.

Rid Alright. I guess we'll say his name. His Twitter handle is coaster a d

and make your users super psyched about having access to those advanced without having to, do a ton of work to get that going.

Close the connection to the prod DB. Rid. 4, delete all the tables in my local DB. This is getting me sweaty already.

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The fix prevented future deletions There's normally no reason to delete achievement progress, so the only time that these records were getting deleted was when a user deleted their account. The problem had to be there.

You can enable fingerprint login each day. So this person had to use the way back machine to find documentation.

user, this this ended up not being a security leak. Thank goodness. Because I was very concerned about that. Reason being it wasn't a security leak is because, because, again, it just doesn't handle you're gone. You're toast. You're out of here. That sounds rough. I would I would hate that. But I guess if it's the last straw, it seems like they probably had other things going on before that. The next story has a Blog post associated with it. I'm not gonna go through the entire blog post, but, In fact, that's why it was so hard to realize this problem was even happening.

After digging in the docs, I figured out Mongoose's

a tool that can be used with Drupal to do common things like that. Rid. Even though Drush had a tool that to do that, my preferred method was connect to the database using SQL Pro, which is a MySQL GUI. 2, rid. Dump the DB to a .SQL file on my hard drive. 3.

purged, most records would automatically

something about Mongoose queries.

every single achievement for every I messed up a loop that sent the same email to the same customer hundreds of times in rapid suggestion.

I was always working luckily when developing,

to find the cause. I was never quite sure why it was happening. I finally logged into the MongoDB Could it be a vole?

and a few more tests and inevitable fail

is a,

recreate themselves when players play. So it seems like they were storing this in, like, local storage like this.

SDKs for your favorite frameworks and languages, so, you can easily drop in something that works directly with your Next. Js site and just have Just work hashtag just work X Node Express,

in queries that don't match the schema.

There was no snapshot that contained you know, it's more fun for the kids if you try I'm trying to do all the voices of all the characters. I've gotten pretty good at it, but there was a a book last night I was reading to my daughter that Jean Luc was in, and he he's, like, French. So I was, like, trying to go back and forth between French and Australian, and it was a total nightmare. That was, like, a spooky story. My wife is just sitting there, like, oh my god. What are you doing? .com.

John Papa, who does a lot of Oh, yeah. I remember John. Versus Code stuff. And he made a There's a Versus Code extension called Cloak, which will literally, and so frequently, I need to copy the production DB to my local MySQL Why call it Magneto?

It fits really nicely into your ear, and it, like, really locks them in. So, One, this is all my sandbox on Twitter. You'll follow him for more hilarious antics. For about a year, we were getting a rare sporadic reports from people who would suddenly be missing some of their achievements. Each time we got a report, I'd rid. Through the code for possible explanations

And I feel like We would have gotten along. Yeah. Could you imagine? Like, then that'd be a a rough way to get let go. Just like, I'm I'm I'm, like, kinda I'm in the zone right now with all of your I I know all of the different cities. I know all, you know, the Gold Coast and all that stuff. They're all talking about where they're doing their comedy shows. Alright. Enough Australian talk. Let's get into,

control. If you close it, you close the buffer. You're screwed.

Alright. This is gonna be another tool pick, And it just goes to show the,

shoot them over. I asked this time I asked for people If anyone wanted to record it themselves, but nobody

you still had it open,

Before that, I had a hard time moving off of Dreamweaver because that was, like, really baked into Dreamweaver. And I really like, I didn't use any of the GUI tools, but I really liked having that AirPod devices or not AirPod, like earbud, wireless earbud, or even non wireless phone. Anytime you got headphones that have, like, Removable tips on them. This is a good sick pick, and I use this brand. It's Comply. So Comply foam ear tips. And these things just pop right onto the end of the AirPod Pros or, like I said, any of any earbuds essentially that have ends on them. And what they are is essentially Yeah. Like, that's just how I used to code. That was coda.

Rid.

Rid. And that was a wild time that that we did that, and that was so common. And then when we moved to Sublime, ready. Fortunately, I had the SQL file from prod that I just copied down on my local machine, so I was able to import and get the rid site back up and running again. So, oh, thank goodness. He deleted downloaded at first before he deleted it, which would have been bad.

with removable cords because my kids, we've they break The headphone cords all the time,

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that he just realized what happened. Oh. Because I had, like, I had, like, I had, like, not seen it, and then I just I just like cold sweat. Like, oh, no.

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And if you just wanna Google what this looks like, basically, it kinda looks like a Christmas tree,

About every single string value in the dotenv was cracked

somebody That's step 1 every single time. But, like, honestly, it might have been, like, a and it allows you to drill progressively

Thank ready. Thank you everybody for sending them on in. If you have a spooky story of your own at any time,

And, it's it's very funny because someone in the comments goes, My name is Scott.

very cheap ones work very, very well, especially because you don't need it every single day.

paid Female and, like, made an actual 8 gig database.

It was very obvious. So I tweeted about this exact problem Yeah.

Textmate, and Textmate had SFTP, and then Sublime had SFTP.

And this one is called a tool picks. A tool pack, it's one that's a step drill bit.

Recently is I replaced all the cords on my kids' headphones

and, like we all do. But being an internal tool, I used Do you have ghosts in your websites? Do you have gremlins or creepy crawlies? Well, you can find out exactly what's going on with LogRocket because you get a session replay that only shows you the event happening as it happened, but you get access to all of the things and tools that you need to solve that error, whether that be the network request, the error logs so much more. You can also see How people are using your website. You know that, like, TikTok video where it's that, like, woman watching somebody put blocks into a like, you put the triangle block into the triangle hole, And the person's just putting all of them into the square or the circle hole because they all fit. And she's like, no. Don't don't do that. Go put it in the triangle. That Okay. Woah. This behavior was totally undocumented, and I had to find in on the wayback machine Just like a lot of other documentation

I and and maybe it's just personal growth, but I'm like,

Yeah. I had I had that feature, like, I never really used Koda. I used, Which went unexpectedly 2025% Every single user, y'all.

features, especially earbuds with noise canceling features.

rid. You just go right in and do do do. And I find these things super, super handy.

flash flashed some, EMV variables that I didn't intend to. So Yeah. Things To consider when broadcasting to the Internet.

I I set myself up for success with all of this, but at the same time, It was definitely, as the 1 user mentioned, a soul leaving my body moment. And it it was very funny to read the comment of the person saying, you can, like, pinpoint the exact moment that Scott realized what he did Rid Since my schema specifies that the user ID field is required

Regardless, So I did check the logs just to confirm that there was no other weird APIs trying to access it, and luckily, there wasn't. And 2, here's the here's the best part about all of this.

you can tell by the look on Scott's face No one stinks. That's that's rough. Rid.

Specifically, where I got to use this

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and this isn't gonna work with the normal AirPods. But with the Pros and many other Can't find variable

But rid. I still had the file open as well.

You can find them at Home Depot. You can find them on Amazon. Again, I bought mine on this is one of those tools where

or Ebay, something like that maybe 6 or 6 years ago, load balancing installed,

see through Unless you click on them. And I even went into my own Versus code theme and said, when you are in a dotenv file Have it be the background color or something? Yes. Make Strings and numbers be the background color. And then he went a step further like, the the users

And a step bit is perfect for that because,

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I'm shocked that that was everything that I felt like was a good practice or, like, why would I why would I want to have All these extra steps to deploy code. I just want to save it and have it work. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly.

sent audio, I thought I just I thought, and then I went to check the database, and the DevOps rid. Team had restored the backup of the whole database

And it's not a physical service like that, but it's something that you get with a video session replay for your website.

And nowadays, I am going to sick pick something that I got for I have the AirPod AirPod Pros,

I I remember thinking, like, using Git was such a nightmare because

rid and it got the attention of

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But anybody who's worked like that has probably had that situation to some degree happen, and I've had it with really mine. Not, like, 2 hours worth of updates, but mine are, like, CSS overrides where you're like, why rid. Was working. Oh, so and so had it open on their other on their other computer. I remember utilizing Sublime SFTP, and, like, what you would do is you'd connect Sublime So that the files that you're editing when you save it are directly uploading.

it's adding all these extra steps to this thing that was so easy. I usually edit the file. I save it. I refresh it there.

The saving grace here, though, if we wanna have a saving grace because, to the initial issue, and they follow-up. Oh, that's great. They even provided they they provided receipts. Gotta love that. Just more rid. We're, Comments and ignores the fact that some variables are commented out.

rid Because I you could just see it on my face.

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you would think that that would be a big, big problem for me considering this is my LevelUp Tutorials code base.

So he did, like, 2 hours worth of work, as scaling exploded. Luckily

to work on some code for me, and this was back in the WordPress days.

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besides Just blocking out sound coming in, which is especially useful for, like, headphones with noise canceling would match user ID is equal to undefined.

and he went in and just edited the file.

rid. You can make sure that your users aren't putting the triangle block into the square hole just because it fixes, who wants to write your your own multifactor authentication where you can just turn it on? That'd be great to just be able to turn that thing on. Right? You also get access to really fancy things like device biometrics.

you you grab a set for yourself. I'll link up the the AliExpress ones because those are the ones I have, and they are very good. Sick.

That does exactly that because, yeah, that's super common where you oh, I accidentally opened a dotenv file on

just so slightly that you were missing maybe a lot 6 or 7 characters off the end of it. The wall, my API keys were all on the screen for a brief moment. None of them were fully completely visible, docker.

which is the only sensitive thing in there. Yeah. That's a good call. It would scope to that so you can connect.

I love that that, thankfully, like, the solution there was that he still had it open, which is like It would just would have been gone. Would have been I you know, I think that's Anybody who worked back in that era who who's I don't know if you're still working like that.

database things. This is all my sandbox stuff, which is fine. We don't really keep any secure anything in our sandbox URL. 2 Yeah. Our sandbox database is scoped to my IP address or any of our developers' IP addresses. So even if you would have the connection rid from my MongoDB, frightening.

I have a spooky story from a couple of weeks ago.

I just saved my local file for some reason, and it overwrote all the work he had done, and I freaked out. Rid. So, thankfully,

Rid. And so he just I just gave him FTP access

and sent it over. And that's why you don't add it live on the server, Rid. Coda was, like, the best. You just basically hit the sync button, or you could just, like, log in to it and just and it was, like, $5 for a set of 3. Very, very good tool to have. I recommend

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and had these scars to show it. If anything broke during the dev, the entire application would just show a blank screen and no console errors would show. I'm sure the boss had something to do with this one too.

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I've not used that. I remember that one. That was that was very big in.

our company name in the company field, and it was sent To everybody on the project over the entire world.

because you can't how do you And if the docs were in versioned correctly yeah. Yeah.

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That stinks. That job taught me a lot about debugging and working in a legacy code, but I'm not keen to go back to it anytime soon. Hope you enjoy this as much as it caused me pain at Time love the pod. Yeah.

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Internet assigned numbers authority. Yeah. I a n a or ICANN. Interesting. I didn't know that. You learn something new every day. Yeah. There you go. Sick. Alright. Next, next is Scarlet Letter.

in the email field,

Congratulations. You have yourself a GraphQL server spooky stories at least for the time being.

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And the repo owner changed his name on GitHub to have all lowercase letters.

That's unreal.

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Taking down Docker. Yeah. That's a you must be Godzilla taking down Docker. Needless to say, the maintainers added This too, a list of lessons to be learned, and I hope the dev has always thought twice before making similar issues. Here is a link

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This is a tale that gets told at my current work about an old employee's open source contribution,

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